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Well it all started the day I was born and will end some time in the future with my death. This is my dino. This is Shanester. This is Lucas. These are my friends. Lastly, ask me stuff.
Squirtle
voculabulary:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not
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based-pope:

Trappin in da pussy
148,095 ♫

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thefrogman:

This Labrador pup has it all figured out. 
[video]
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bangaraanged:

reekswrath:

highigor:


I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny


probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while
and it’s a snail
I thought snails would transform into butterflies
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nookling:

please don’t see me, please don’t see me, please don’t see me
fuck
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13,696 ♫

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itsdeepforhappypeople:

fabledquill:

micathemineral:

I have awesome friends.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE THE BEST.
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