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Well it all started the day I was born and will end some time in the future with my death. Lastly, ask me stuff.
Squirtle
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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna, via saucerfulofsoupmix)

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jamester0091:

Metroid Prime, Phazon suit statue

bowleggedbeauty:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

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(Source: tiredestprincess, via southpauz)

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cupcaketan:

dont hit on me u sily boys lol 
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dual-destininies:

soos an̶̛̕d̡ ̶́t́̀͠h̕e͚̲̝͚ͅ ̯͉̖͚͜r͈̤̣̹̣̼eal̼̣̟̺͍̪̳ ͎g̻̩̰͔̟̾̄̓̉̍ͥ̔ͅͅḭ̶̬̳̥̬͈͌ͦ̑̃͐ͦ̃r̶͇͙̟̉̌l͍͕͖̖͍̞ͣ:̴͇͈̝̬͓̩ ̳͆͛ͯͮ̈́̈́̒g̜̝̳̾ͥ͆ͥ̽i̷̩̜ͨ́f̺̪̣̟̜̙͍̀̐̀f̷̝̱̦̞̙a̠̹͉̠̘̱̒̓nͣ̉̀̚y̖͚̘̭̯̳͊̄͠
crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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pineplapple:

when you forget how to spell bananas and you gotta do the gwen stefani thing

(via phantomsolari)

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